New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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