Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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