Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
