you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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