We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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