omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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