she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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