Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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