doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I accidentally had phone sex last night
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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