David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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