I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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