My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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