have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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