In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
no you cant smoke seaweed
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He has the fingertips of a God
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