This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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