Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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