Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Just pee around me
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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