Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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