When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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