That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
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how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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