i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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