i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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