Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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