i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
