yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
