seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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