i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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