i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
try to milk me bitch
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