does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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