the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
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and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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