gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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