So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I CAN MOONWALK!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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