absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i dont even know how to be here
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
