Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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