If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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