You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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