Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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