He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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