Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
