No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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