I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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