I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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