I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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