These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
All the doctor said was why
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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