I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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