Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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