I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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