North Korea, Best Korea!
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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