K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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