he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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