is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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