My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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