Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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